May the spoon be with you?

[12:33:41 AM] Sir Napu says: flingle blork.
[12:33:52 AM] Sir Dane says: spoon!!!
[12:33:53 AM] Sir Nard says: blurgle smudge
[12:34:08 AM] Sir Napu has changed the chat topic to "flingle blork spoon blurgle smudge"
[12:34:13 AM] Sir Nard says: lol
[12:34:26 AM] Sir Napu says: :)
[12:34:27 AM] Sir Dane says: its the great spoon!!!
[12:34:29 AM] Sir Nard says: i didn't know one could have chat topics (aroony)
[12:34:39 AM] Sir Dane says: and his two demi-spoons...
[12:35:01 AM] Sir Napu says: it's The Great Prophet Zpoonzkoop!
[12:35:02 AM] Sir Nard says: g'day Sir Dane (obviously a rare dialectic form of "spoon")
[12:35:15 AM] Sir Dane says: hihihi :)
[12:35:19 AM] Sir Napu says: yup - chat diddlys
[12:35:26 AM] Sir Napu says: we can even do it voice ;)
[12:35:29 AM] Sir Nard says: i never done a multichat b4
[12:35:36 AM] Sir Napu says: ooh, and with webcams - kinky!
[12:35:43 AM] Sir Dane says: its like a lot of spoons...just all at the same time... :D
[12:35:55 AM] Sir Dane says: what are you wearing?...
[12:35:59 AM] Sir Nard says: clothes
[12:36:09 AM] Sir Napu says: wow, me too!
[12:36:11 AM] Sir Napu says: woah!
[12:36:20 AM] Sir Napu says: weird coinkidinky
[12:36:21 AM] Sir Dane says: yeah, me too. :)
[12:36:25 AM] Sir Nard says: ain't that amazing... we must be pspoonic
[12:36:30 AM] Sir Dane says: coinkidinkyfladdily
[12:36:39 AM] Sir Dane says: psspoonic :)
[12:36:42 AM] Sir Napu says: yes, one of those
[12:36:50 AM] Sir Napu says: also, I'm wearing my spoon
[12:36:51 AM] Sir Dane says: espspoonic :)
[12:36:52 AM] Sir Nard says: *quickly rights that new word down in my spoontionary*
[12:37:05 AM] Sir Napu says: *waits*
[12:37:08 AM] Sir Nard says: done
[12:37:16 AM] Sir Dane says: lol :)
[12:37:18 AM] Sir Napu says: how do you right?
[12:37:25 AM] Sir Nard says: with my mind
[12:37:28 AM] Sir Napu says: (devil)
[12:37:29 AM] Sir Dane says: and...what's a spoontionary?
[12:37:36 AM] Sir Napu says: aah, right.
[12:37:37 AM] Sir Dane says: (what's a patio?...)
[12:37:49 AM] Sir Napu says: look it up in the spoontionary
[12:37:55 AM] Sir Nard says: a patio? a place to keep plates?
[12:37:59 AM] Sir Nard says: pates?
[12:38:00 AM] Sir Dane says: www.onespoontionary.com?
[12:38:15 AM] Sir Nard says: a pate is a bald head...
[12:38:19 AM] Sir Napu says: do you get something like a potatio?
[12:38:27 AM] Sir Nard says: so a patio is a place made out of bald heads... seems logical to me
[12:38:41 AM] Sir Napu says: of course!
[12:38:43 AM] Sir Dane says: it seems spoonlogical :)
[12:38:46 AM] Sir Napu says: so obvious! ;)
[12:38:58 AM] Sir Napu says: spogical?
[12:38:57 AM] Sir Nard says: but of course... to us spoonmeisters anyway
[12:39:03 AM] Sir Dane says: or is that...spological? :/
[12:39:12 AM] Sir Napu says: splogical?
[12:39:15 AM] Sir Nard says: hmmm.. spological sounds vaguely contagious
[12:39:19 AM] Sir Napu says: although that sounds a bit
[12:39:20 AM] Sir Napu says: yes
[12:39:25 AM] Sir Dane says: seems about right
[12:39:36 AM] Sir Nard says: splogispoonicious?
[12:39:58 AM] Sir Dane says: hmmm....what is this new sound within me...? MURDER!!!!!
[12:40:00 AM] Sir Napu says: like that time Sir Dane had oisters - like having crabs, they're just harder to get off
[12:40:05 AM] Sir Napu says: oh, and they make pearls
[12:40:21 AM] Sir Napu says: in fact, I'm wearing a string of Sir Dane's crotch-pearls right now!
[12:40:27 AM] Sir Dane says: omg!!! :O
[12:40:46 AM] Sir Nard says: are u now? well, um, may the spoon be praised (diddly)
[12:40:49 AM] Sir Dane says: *spolotion*
[12:41:14 AM] Sir Dane says: the spoon is... isn't it?
[12:41:17 AM] Sir Nard says: hang on... my stove his humming.. gotta go smack it (seriously)
[12:41:18 AM] Sir Napu says: that also reminds me to check on that lump of coal I shoved up Sir Dane's straight white ass while he was sleeping
[12:41:26 AM] Sir Napu says: might already be a diamond...
[12:41:34 AM] Sir Napu says: d'oh! did I just type that?!
[12:41:35 AM] Sir Nard says: lol
[12:41:42 AM] Sir Nard says: yes, you did
[12:41:46 AM] Sir Napu says: I have to start censoring my fingers
[12:41:58 AM] Sir Napu says: dirty, dirty finger!
[12:42:01 AM] Sir Napu says: hmmm....
[12:42:07 AM] Sir Nard says: a digitictatorship?
[12:42:25 AM] Sir Dane says: oh I live dirty fingers!!!! *lick*
[12:42:26 AM] Sir Napu says: a fingdom!
[12:42:30 AM] Sir Nard says: you type with one finger? you're gonna let the others get off scot free?
[12:42:40 AM] Sir Dane says: that's racist!!!!
[12:43:04 AM] Sir Dane says: err...flingle blork spoon blurgle smudge
[12:43:10 AM] Sir Napu says: Fing Digis III of the Fingdom of Meatshovel
[12:43:09 AM] Sir Nard says: what's racist? a fingdom? dirty fingers? i'm confuddled
[12:43:34 AM] Sir Nard says: hmmm.. meat shovel
[12:43:36 AM] Sir Dane says: From now on, we shall call the spoon Betty!!!! :O
[12:43:43 AM] Sir Nard says: Spetty?
[12:43:45 AM] Sir Napu says: Njhaaa!!!
[12:43:48 AM] Sir Dane says: :)
[12:43:59 AM] Sir Nard says: Spooty two shoes
[12:43:59 AM] Sir Dane says: the spoon is black
[12:44:04 AM] Sir Napu says: You must be quite a finger to have made it past my spoon!
[12:44:20 AM] Sir Napu says: lol @ self
[12:44:20 AM] Sir Dane says: *rubs his spoon*
[12:44:43 AM] Sir Nard says: no spoon rubbing in public, please... there are teaspoons watching!
[12:44:50 AM] Sir Dane says: this little finger went to the market...this little finger went to the bank...this little finger rubbed the spoon :)
[12:44:52 AM] Sir Napu watches Serdybn's spoon grow into a shovel.
[12:45:05 AM] Sir Dane says: *shy*
[12:45:15 AM] Sir Nard says: how do you do that? (get text into the middle of the page like that))
[12:45:18 AM] Sir Nard says: )
[12:45:30 AM] Sir Napu says: type /me followed by spoon
[12:45:33 AM] Sir Dane says: well...I can see where a shovel can be useful :D
[12:45:37 AM] Sir Dane spoon
[12:45:47 AM] Sir Dane Sir Nard spoon too?
[12:45:53 AM] Sir Napu says: burrying the corpse of the chick you tried to fuck with it?
[12:46:03 AM] Sir Nard says: /Spoonmeisters three
[12:46:05 AM] Sir Dane says: or getting things from hard to reach places...
[12:46:08 AM] Sir Nard says: no, that didn't work
[12:46:12 AM] Sir Nard says: wtf... i'm dumb
[12:46:14 AM] Sir Dane says: type /me spoon
[12:46:19 AM] Sir Nard spoon
[12:46:22 AM] Sir Dane spoon
[12:46:24 AM] Sir Napu spoons too
[12:46:32 AM] Sir Napu spoggles his spoon
[12:46:36 AM] Sir Dane pushes a teddybear up his ass
[12:46:42 AM] Sir Napu spurts from spoggling his spoon
[12:46:45 AM] Sir Napu says: with a spoon?
[12:46:48 AM] Sir Nard says: but why didn't it work when i wrote /spoonmeisters three
[12:46:51 AM] Sir Nard says: ?
[12:47:02 AM] Sir Napu says: type /me spoonmeisters three
[12:47:12 AM] Sir Nard spoonmeisters three
[12:47:19 AM] Sir Dane says: yeah, pretty much. Well...I had the shovel right there though...
[12:47:29 AM] Sir Napu says: oh you!
[12:47:35 AM] Sir Nard says: but i wanted to say /us spoonmeisters three, basically
[12:47:39 AM] Sir Dane says: meew!!! meew!!! :)
[12:47:41 AM] Sir Nard says: oh well, silly skype
[12:47:49 AM] Sir Dane spoonmeisters three
[12:47:50 AM] Sir Nard says: not spoonfondle friendly enough for this twit
[12:47:58 AM] Sir Napu spanks skype
[12:48:08 AM] Sir Dane watches Sir Napu spanking skype
[12:48:23 AM] Sir Nard megaspoonaroony
[12:48:31 AM] Sir Napu watches Sir Dane watching Sir Napu spanking skype
[12:48:37 AM] Sir Dane thinks its time to bury all the dead cats... :/
[12:48:45 AM] Sir Napu is Spoon
[12:48:56 AM] Sir Nard gives Sir Dane a spoon to bury cats with
[12:49:00 AM] Sir Napu says: try to save the pelts
[12:49:08 AM] Sir Napu says: remove it with a spoon
[12:49:12 AM] Sir Dane says: and the eyes...makes nice soup
[12:49:24 AM] Sir Napu says: depends what you did to the eyes...
[12:49:27 AM] Sir Napu says: sick bastard
[12:49:28 AM] Sir Dane says: which you eat with a spoon of course (duh!!!)
[12:49:36 AM] Sir Napu says: at leats you're not into puppies
[12:49:41 AM] Sir Nard performs spoonerectomy on, um, something
[12:49:57 AM] Sir Napu is having a spoongasm
[12:49:58 AM] Sir Dane says: yes! that would just be totally wrong :/
[12:50:14 AM] Sir Dane says: not as nice soup basically :/
[12:50:15 AM] Sir Nard says: everything is wrong... hallespoonjah!
[12:50:16 AM] Sir Napu says: so very, very wrong (angel)
[12:50:21 AM] Sir Napu says: hmmm... puppies
[12:50:33 AM] Sir Dane says: instantpuppy...
[12:50:37 AM] Sir Napu says: (emo) Zhieg Heil!
[12:50:40 AM] Sir Nard says: just add cat pelt
[12:50:57 AM] Sir Dane says: with a spoon?
[12:51:02 AM] Sir Nard says: uh... that hair don't suit you
[12:51:12 AM] Sir Dane says: yes...you look funny!
[12:51:20 AM] Sir Napu says: (flex)(emo)
[12:51:34 AM] Sir Dane says: lol :)
[12:51:34 AM] Sir Nard thinking of shaving my head with a blunt spoon
[12:51:48 AM] Sir Nard says: well, that's fantastic grammar that is :-/
[12:51:55 AM] Sir Dane must remember his spoonbella for when it rains
[12:51:58 AM] Sir Napu thinks something will happen spoon...
[12:52:02 AM] Sir Nard besides myself
[12:52:07 AM] Sir Nard says: you see!
[12:52:18 AM] Sir Napu am a are is.
[12:52:21 AM] Sir Dane says: we see. you, you spoon...
[12:52:27 AM] Sir Nard says: cogito, ergo spoon
[12:52:37 AM] Sir Napu says: well put!
[12:52:39 AM] Sir Dane says: spoolliant!!! :)
[12:52:45 AM] Sir Nard says: :D
[12:53:02 AM] Sir Nard says: i need a spoonarette... momento spoonsters
[12:53:16 AM] Sir Napu says: we should find a copy of the bible and replace the word god with the word spoon
[12:53:20 AM] Sir Napu says: it all makes sense now!
[12:53:32 AM] Sir Dane says: if a spoon spooned in an empty forest, would it have spooned with no one to spoon it?
[12:53:43 AM] Sir Napu says: spoon
[12:53:51 AM] Sir Nard says: And the Spoon said: let there be blight! and there was.. and the Spoon saw that it was food.. uh, good
[12:53:53 AM] Sir Dane says: and Harry Potter - he took his spoon and rubbed...
[12:54:18 AM] Sir Dane says: carpe spoon!!!!!
[12:54:21 AM] Sir Napu says: And then the Spoon said onto Moses, "Spoon me."
[12:54:28 AM] Sir Dane says: carpe spoon!!!!!
[12:54:41 AM] Sir Nard says: not sure about the burning bush though... sounds a bit vadgeristic to me
[12:54:47 AM] Sir Dane says: And then they spooned before the great Spoon
[12:55:01 AM] Sir Dane says: and all was good within the great Spoon
[12:55:12 AM] Sir Nard says: and lo, it twas
[12:55:18 AM] Sir Nard says: was even
[12:55:21 AM] Sir Dane says: (this is one interesting universe we are living in...I mean...spoon)
[12:55:36 AM] Sir Napu says: carpe is seize, right?
[12:55:41 AM] Sir Dane says: yep :)
[12:55:41 AM] Sir Nard says: spooniverse, don't u mean :@
[12:55:45 AM] Sir Dane says: seize the spoon!!!
[12:55:48 AM] Sir Napu says: so would a seizure be a carpure?
[12:56:00 AM] Sir Dane says: aaah, spooniverse. of course. didn't consult my spoonictionary
[12:56:05 AM] Sir Dane says: I mean spoontionary
[12:56:05 AM] Sir Nard says: yep... carp is a fish too
[12:56:09 AM] Sir Nard says: fish the day
[12:56:11 AM] Sir Nard says: or sum'm
[12:56:22 AM] Sir Dane says: fish spoon... hmm...
[12:56:35 AM] Sir Napu says: forgive him, Great Prophet Zpoonzkoop, for he has spooned
[12:56:52 AM] Sir Napu says: carpe carp?
[12:56:53 AM] Sir Dane think its time for a good night's spoon
[12:56:56 AM] Sir Napu says: grab the fish?
[12:56:55 AM] Sir Nard says: although diem could be a remote relative of deus (god) ... so the carpe diem could translate as the great Godfish
[12:57:15 AM] Sir Nard says: well, maybe not so great
[12:57:20 AM] Sir Napu says: hmmm... godfish and chips...
[12:57:25 AM] Sir Dane asks everyone to spoon him
[12:57:30 AM] Sir Nard says: but catch a godfish in a spoon, and you control the universe! mwahahaha
[12:57:36 AM] Sir Napu says: first a bit of neck snapping!
[12:57:48 AM] Sir Napu says: THEN we spoon!
[12:57:49 AM] Sir Dane says: and neck spooning? naah, let's just do the snapping
[12:57:59 AM] Sir Nard says: mmmmm, godfish neck-snapping... when do we start?
[12:58:10 AM] Sir Napu says: spook nening
[12:58:11 AM] Sir Dane says: and he who controlled the spoon - controlled the spoon!!!
[12:58:26 AM] Sir Napu says: how true
[12:58:30 AM] Sir Napu says: so very true
[12:58:31 AM] Sir Nard says: the spoon doth control itself for yea, it ith the thpoon
[12:58:32 AM] Sir Dane says: I mean, controlled the spooniverse
[12:58:34 AM] Sir Napu says: let's kill him
[12:58:36 AM] Sir Napu says: with a spoon
[12:58:45 AM] Sir Dane says: he who controlled the spoon - controlled the spooniverse...with a spoon :D
[12:59:02 AM] Sir Nard says: spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon
[12:59:07 AM] Sir Napu says: unless his scheme is thwarted by double oh spoon!
[12:59:08 AM] Sir Nard says spoon
[12:59:32 AM] Sir Napu says: Sir Napu says spoon with sign-language
[12:59:34 AM] Sir Napu says: doh!
[12:59:36 AM] Sir Nard says: lol
[12:59:41 AM] Sir Napu says spoon with sign-language
[12:59:46 AM] Sir Napu says: phew!
[12:59:47 AM] Sir Nard says: (ninja)(spoon)
[12:59:50 AM] Sir Napu says: close one
[12:59:55 AM] Sir Napu says: *GAGS*
[12:59:58 AM] Sir Napu says: no (spoon)
[01:00:07 AM] Sir Napu says: a pox on skype! A POX I SAY!!!!
[01:00:15 AM] Sir Nard says: well you know (spoon) that was a close spoon (spoon)
[01:00:18 AM] Sir Napu says: (note the four exclamation marks)
[01:00:43 AM] Sir Nard says: noted
[01:00:45 AM] Sir Napu says: is Sir Dane still with us? (spoon)
[01:00:47 AM] Sir Nard notes note
[01:00:58 AM] Sir Napu notes Sir Nard noting the note.
[01:01:04 AM] Sir Nard says: dunno... oh sperdyn?
[01:01:15 AM] Sir Napu says: lol, spermdyn
[01:01:19 AM] Sir Napu says: the m is silent
[01:01:22 AM] Sir Napu says: sperdyn
[01:01:28 AM] Sir Nard says: yes... he's spooning somewhere
[01:01:41 AM] Sir Napu says: I bet he's shoving teddy-bears up his arse
[01:01:43 AM] Sir Nard says Sir Dane has run off with the spoon
[01:01:44 AM] Sir Napu says: or kittens...
[01:01:48 AM] Sir Napu says: long story
[01:02:08 AM] Sir Nard says: should we feel abandoned?
[01:02:09 AM] Sir Napu sees the cow jump over the moon
[01:02:20 AM] Sir Dane says: me spoony :/
[01:02:23 AM] Sir Napu says: nah, we'll just assume he's had a carpure
[01:02:31 AM] Sir Napu says: ah, there he spoon
[01:02:36 AM] Sir Nard sees cow's trajectory fail due to unforeseen cowpat
[01:02:58 AM] Sir Napu says: so the cow jumps INTO the moon
[01:03:01 AM] Sir Napu says: ouch
[01:03:14 AM] Sir Nard says: look mummie, i can see the cow in the moon
[01:03:15 AM] Sir Napu says: although, even jumping over the moon would have envolved a rather messy landing...
[01:03:22 AM] Sir Nard says: don't talk about your grandmother that way
[01:03:41 AM] Sir Napu says: ....mmmmmmmMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!
*SPLAT!*
[01:03:46 AM] Sir Nard says: lol
[01:03:56 AM] Sir Nard lols lollingly (covers mouth with spoon)
[01:04:11 AM] Sir Napu grins like a drawer full of spoons
[01:04:18 AM] Sir Nard says: ah... memories
[01:04:26 AM] Sir Napu says: memories or mamories?
[01:04:31 AM] Sir Nard has fond memories of the spoondrawer
[01:04:42 AM] Sir Nard says: no mammaries in my drawers
[01:04:50 AM] Sir Napu fondles mammaries of the spoondrawer...
[01:05:06 AM] Sir Napu says: WTF?!
[01:05:14 AM] Sir Nard says: hmm?
[01:05:23 AM] Sir Nard hmms for want of a better sound
[01:05:28 AM] Sir Dane says: bibi. me sleepies now...
[01:05:35 AM] Sir Nard says: ok spoonster....
[01:05:37 AM] Sir Dane shoves a teddybear up his ass...with a spoon
[01:05:40 AM] Sir Napu says: like, 'wtf' re spoondrawer mammaries
[01:05:57 AM] Sir Napu says: he's such a little trooper
[01:05:59 AM] Sir Dane says: spoon everyone!!! may the spoon spoon you!!! ^_^
[01:06:04 AM] Sir Dane says: blessed be his spooniverse
[01:06:06 AM] Sir Napu says: spoon off then!
[01:06:12 AM] Sir Dane spoons off
[01:06:17 AM] Sir Nard thinks Sir Dane has a peculiar spoonerism
[01:06:19 AM] Sir Napu says: tuck yourself in with a spoon
[01:06:25 AM] Sir Nard says: see ya Sir Dane
[01:06:37 AM] Sir Dane says: bibi. keep well :)
[01:06:51 AM] Sir Nard says: tooraloo
[01:06:59 AM] Sir Dane left this chat
[01:07:14 AM] Sir Napu says: lol, that's probably another one for nardandnapu ;)
[01:07:23 AM] Sir Nard says: yes, i think so
[01:07:41 AM] Sir Napu says: spoon as I change the names
[01:07:45 AM] Sir Nard says: ok