[12:33:41 AM] Sir Napu says: flingle blork.
[12:33:52 AM] Sir Dane says: spoon!!!
[12:33:53 AM] Sir Nard says: blurgle smudge
[12:34:08 AM] Sir Napu has changed the chat topic to "flingle blork spoon blurgle smudge"
[12:34:13 AM] Sir Nard says: lol
[12:34:26 AM] Sir Napu says: :)
[12:34:27 AM] Sir Dane says: its the great spoon!!!
[12:34:29 AM] Sir Nard says: i didn't know one could have chat topics (aroony)
[12:34:39 AM] Sir Dane says: and his two demi-spoons...
[12:35:01 AM] Sir Napu says: it's The Great Prophet Zpoonzkoop!
[12:35:02 AM] Sir Nard says: g'day Sir Dane (obviously a rare dialectic form of "spoon")
[12:35:15 AM] Sir Dane says: hihihi :)
[12:35:19 AM] Sir Napu says: yup - chat diddlys
[12:35:26 AM] Sir Napu says: we can even do it voice ;)
[12:35:29 AM] Sir Nard says: i never done a multichat b4
[12:35:36 AM] Sir Napu says: ooh, and with webcams - kinky!
[12:35:43 AM] Sir Dane says: its like a lot of spoons...just all at the same time... :D
[12:35:55 AM] Sir Dane says: what are you wearing?...
[12:35:59 AM] Sir Nard says: clothes
[12:36:09 AM] Sir Napu says: wow, me too!
[12:36:11 AM] Sir Napu says: woah!
[12:36:20 AM] Sir Napu says: weird coinkidinky
[12:36:21 AM] Sir Dane says: yeah, me too. :)
[12:36:25 AM] Sir Nard says: ain't that amazing... we must be pspoonic
[12:36:30 AM] Sir Dane says: coinkidinkyfladdily
[12:36:39 AM] Sir Dane says: psspoonic :)
[12:36:42 AM] Sir Napu says: yes, one of those
[12:36:50 AM] Sir Napu says: also, I'm wearing my spoon
[12:36:51 AM] Sir Dane says: espspoonic :)
[12:36:52 AM] Sir Nard says: *quickly rights that new word down in my spoontionary*
[12:37:05 AM] Sir Napu says: *waits*
[12:37:08 AM] Sir Nard says: done
[12:37:16 AM] Sir Dane says: lol :)
[12:37:18 AM] Sir Napu says: how do you right?
[12:37:25 AM] Sir Nard says: with my mind
[12:37:28 AM] Sir Napu says: (devil)
[12:37:29 AM] Sir Dane says: and...what's a spoontionary?
[12:37:36 AM] Sir Napu says: aah, right.
[12:37:37 AM] Sir Dane says: (what's a patio?...)
[12:37:49 AM] Sir Napu says: look it up in the spoontionary
[12:37:55 AM] Sir Nard says: a patio? a place to keep plates?
[12:37:59 AM] Sir Nard says: pates?
[12:38:00 AM] Sir Dane says: www.onespoontionary.com?
[12:38:15 AM] Sir Nard says: a pate is a bald head...
[12:38:19 AM] Sir Napu says: do you get something like a potatio?
[12:38:27 AM] Sir Nard says: so a patio is a place made out of bald heads... seems logical to me
[12:38:41 AM] Sir Napu says: of course!
[12:38:43 AM] Sir Dane says: it seems spoonlogical :)
[12:38:46 AM] Sir Napu says: so obvious! ;)
[12:38:58 AM] Sir Napu says: spogical?
[12:38:57 AM] Sir Nard says: but of course... to us spoonmeisters anyway
[12:39:03 AM] Sir Dane says: or is that...spological? :/
[12:39:12 AM] Sir Napu says: splogical?
[12:39:15 AM] Sir Nard says: hmmm.. spological sounds vaguely contagious
[12:39:19 AM] Sir Napu says: although that sounds a bit
[12:39:20 AM] Sir Napu says: yes
[12:39:25 AM] Sir Dane says: seems about right
[12:39:36 AM] Sir Nard says: splogispoonicious?
[12:39:58 AM] Sir Dane says: hmmm....what is this new sound within me...? MURDER!!!!!
[12:40:00 AM] Sir Napu says: like that time Sir Dane had oisters - like having crabs, they're just harder to get off
[12:40:05 AM] Sir Napu says: oh, and they make pearls
[12:40:21 AM] Sir Napu says: in fact, I'm wearing a string of Sir Dane's crotch-pearls right now!
[12:40:27 AM] Sir Dane says: omg!!! :O
[12:40:46 AM] Sir Nard says: are u now? well, um, may the spoon be praised (diddly)
[12:40:49 AM] Sir Dane says: *spolotion*
[12:41:14 AM] Sir Dane says: the spoon is... isn't it?
[12:41:17 AM] Sir Nard says: hang on... my stove his humming.. gotta go smack it (seriously)
[12:41:18 AM] Sir Napu says: that also reminds me to check on that lump of coal I shoved up Sir Dane's straight white ass while he was sleeping
[12:41:26 AM] Sir Napu says: might already be a diamond...
[12:41:34 AM] Sir Napu says: d'oh! did I just type that?!
[12:41:35 AM] Sir Nard says: lol
[12:41:42 AM] Sir Nard says: yes, you did
[12:41:46 AM] Sir Napu says: I have to start censoring my fingers
[12:41:58 AM] Sir Napu says: dirty, dirty finger!
[12:42:01 AM] Sir Napu says: hmmm....
[12:42:07 AM] Sir Nard says: a digitictatorship?
[12:42:25 AM] Sir Dane says: oh I live dirty fingers!!!! *lick*
[12:42:26 AM] Sir Napu says: a fingdom!
[12:42:30 AM] Sir Nard says: you type with one finger? you're gonna let the others get off scot free?
[12:42:40 AM] Sir Dane says: that's racist!!!!
[12:43:04 AM] Sir Dane says: err...flingle blork spoon blurgle smudge
[12:43:10 AM] Sir Napu says: Fing Digis III of the Fingdom of Meatshovel
[12:43:09 AM] Sir Nard says: what's racist? a fingdom? dirty fingers? i'm confuddled
[12:43:34 AM] Sir Nard says: hmmm.. meat shovel
[12:43:36 AM] Sir Dane says: From now on, we shall call the spoon Betty!!!! :O
[12:43:43 AM] Sir Nard says: Spetty?
[12:43:45 AM] Sir Napu says: Njhaaa!!!
[12:43:48 AM] Sir Dane says: :)
[12:43:59 AM] Sir Nard says: Spooty two shoes
[12:43:59 AM] Sir Dane says: the spoon is black
[12:44:04 AM] Sir Napu says: You must be quite a finger to have made it past my spoon!
[12:44:20 AM] Sir Napu says: lol @ self
[12:44:20 AM] Sir Dane says: *rubs his spoon*
[12:44:43 AM] Sir Nard says: no spoon rubbing in public, please... there are teaspoons watching!
[12:44:50 AM] Sir Dane says: this little finger went to the market...this little finger went to the bank...this little finger rubbed the spoon :)
[12:44:52 AM] Sir Napu watches Serdybn's spoon grow into a shovel.
[12:45:05 AM] Sir Dane says: *shy*
[12:45:15 AM] Sir Nard says: how do you do that? (get text into the middle of the page like that))
[12:45:18 AM] Sir Nard says: )
[12:45:30 AM] Sir Napu says: type /me followed by spoon
[12:45:33 AM] Sir Dane says: well...I can see where a shovel can be useful :D
[12:45:37 AM] Sir Dane spoon
[12:45:47 AM] Sir Dane Sir Nard spoon too?
[12:45:53 AM] Sir Napu says: burrying the corpse of the chick you tried to fuck with it?
[12:46:03 AM] Sir Nard says: /Spoonmeisters three
[12:46:05 AM] Sir Dane says: or getting things from hard to reach places...
[12:46:08 AM] Sir Nard says: no, that didn't work
[12:46:12 AM] Sir Nard says: wtf... i'm dumb
[12:46:14 AM] Sir Dane says: type /me spoon
[12:46:19 AM] Sir Nard spoon
[12:46:22 AM] Sir Dane spoon
[12:46:24 AM] Sir Napu spoons too
[12:46:32 AM] Sir Napu spoggles his spoon
[12:46:36 AM] Sir Dane pushes a teddybear up his ass
[12:46:42 AM] Sir Napu spurts from spoggling his spoon
[12:46:45 AM] Sir Napu says: with a spoon?
[12:46:48 AM] Sir Nard says: but why didn't it work when i wrote /spoonmeisters three
[12:46:51 AM] Sir Nard says: ?
[12:47:02 AM] Sir Napu says: type /me spoonmeisters three
[12:47:12 AM] Sir Nard spoonmeisters three
[12:47:19 AM] Sir Dane says: yeah, pretty much. Well...I had the shovel right there though...
[12:47:29 AM] Sir Napu says: oh you!
[12:47:35 AM] Sir Nard says: but i wanted to say /us spoonmeisters three, basically
[12:47:39 AM] Sir Dane says: meew!!! meew!!! :)
[12:47:41 AM] Sir Nard says: oh well, silly skype
[12:47:49 AM] Sir Dane spoonmeisters three
[12:47:50 AM] Sir Nard says: not spoonfondle friendly enough for this twit
[12:47:58 AM] Sir Napu spanks skype
[12:48:08 AM] Sir Dane watches Sir Napu spanking skype
[12:48:23 AM] Sir Nard megaspoonaroony
[12:48:31 AM] Sir Napu watches Sir Dane watching Sir Napu spanking skype
[12:48:37 AM] Sir Dane thinks its time to bury all the dead cats... :/
[12:48:45 AM] Sir Napu is Spoon
[12:48:56 AM] Sir Nard gives Sir Dane a spoon to bury cats with
[12:49:00 AM] Sir Napu says: try to save the pelts
[12:49:08 AM] Sir Napu says: remove it with a spoon
[12:49:12 AM] Sir Dane says: and the eyes...makes nice soup
[12:49:24 AM] Sir Napu says: depends what you did to the eyes...
[12:49:27 AM] Sir Napu says: sick bastard
[12:49:28 AM] Sir Dane says: which you eat with a spoon of course (duh!!!)
[12:49:36 AM] Sir Napu says: at leats you're not into puppies
[12:49:41 AM] Sir Nard performs spoonerectomy on, um, something
[12:49:57 AM] Sir Napu is having a spoongasm
[12:49:58 AM] Sir Dane says: yes! that would just be totally wrong :/
[12:50:14 AM] Sir Dane says: not as nice soup basically :/
[12:50:15 AM] Sir Nard says: everything is wrong... hallespoonjah!
[12:50:16 AM] Sir Napu says: so very, very wrong (angel)
[12:50:21 AM] Sir Napu says: hmmm... puppies
[12:50:33 AM] Sir Dane says: instantpuppy...
[12:50:37 AM] Sir Napu says: (emo) Zhieg Heil!
[12:50:40 AM] Sir Nard says: just add cat pelt
[12:50:57 AM] Sir Dane says: with a spoon?
[12:51:02 AM] Sir Nard says: uh... that hair don't suit you
[12:51:12 AM] Sir Dane says: yes...you look funny!
[12:51:20 AM] Sir Napu says: (flex)(emo)
[12:51:34 AM] Sir Dane says: lol :)
[12:51:34 AM] Sir Nard thinking of shaving my head with a blunt spoon
[12:51:48 AM] Sir Nard says: well, that's fantastic grammar that is :-/
[12:51:55 AM] Sir Dane must remember his spoonbella for when it rains
[12:51:58 AM] Sir Napu thinks something will happen spoon...
[12:52:02 AM] Sir Nard besides myself
[12:52:07 AM] Sir Nard says: you see!
[12:52:18 AM] Sir Napu am a are is.
[12:52:21 AM] Sir Dane says: we see. you, you spoon...
[12:52:27 AM] Sir Nard says: cogito, ergo spoon
[12:52:37 AM] Sir Napu says: well put!
[12:52:39 AM] Sir Dane says: spoolliant!!! :)
[12:52:45 AM] Sir Nard says: :D
[12:53:02 AM] Sir Nard says: i need a spoonarette... momento spoonsters
[12:53:16 AM] Sir Napu says: we should find a copy of the bible and replace the word god with the word spoon
[12:53:20 AM] Sir Napu says: it all makes sense now!
[12:53:32 AM] Sir Dane says: if a spoon spooned in an empty forest, would it have spooned with no one to spoon it?
[12:53:43 AM] Sir Napu says: spoon
[12:53:51 AM] Sir Nard says: And the Spoon said: let there be blight! and there was.. and the Spoon saw that it was food.. uh, good
[12:53:53 AM] Sir Dane says: and Harry Potter - he took his spoon and rubbed...
[12:54:18 AM] Sir Dane says: carpe spoon!!!!!
[12:54:21 AM] Sir Napu says: And then the Spoon said onto Moses, "Spoon me."
[12:54:28 AM] Sir Dane says: carpe spoon!!!!!
[12:54:41 AM] Sir Nard says: not sure about the burning bush though... sounds a bit vadgeristic to me
[12:54:47 AM] Sir Dane says: And then they spooned before the great Spoon
[12:55:01 AM] Sir Dane says: and all was good within the great Spoon
[12:55:12 AM] Sir Nard says: and lo, it twas
[12:55:18 AM] Sir Nard says: was even
[12:55:21 AM] Sir Dane says: (this is one interesting universe we are living in...I mean...spoon)
[12:55:36 AM] Sir Napu says: carpe is seize, right?
[12:55:41 AM] Sir Dane says: yep :)
[12:55:41 AM] Sir Nard says: spooniverse, don't u mean :@
[12:55:45 AM] Sir Dane says: seize the spoon!!!
[12:55:48 AM] Sir Napu says: so would a seizure be a carpure?
[12:56:00 AM] Sir Dane says: aaah, spooniverse. of course. didn't consult my spoonictionary
[12:56:05 AM] Sir Dane says: I mean spoontionary
[12:56:05 AM] Sir Nard says: yep... carp is a fish too
[12:56:09 AM] Sir Nard says: fish the day
[12:56:11 AM] Sir Nard says: or sum'm
[12:56:22 AM] Sir Dane says: fish spoon... hmm...
[12:56:35 AM] Sir Napu says: forgive him, Great Prophet Zpoonzkoop, for he has spooned
[12:56:52 AM] Sir Napu says: carpe carp?
[12:56:53 AM] Sir Dane think its time for a good night's spoon
[12:56:56 AM] Sir Napu says: grab the fish?
[12:56:55 AM] Sir Nard says: although diem could be a remote relative of deus (god) ... so the carpe diem could translate as the great Godfish
[12:57:15 AM] Sir Nard says: well, maybe not so great
[12:57:20 AM] Sir Napu says: hmmm... godfish and chips...
[12:57:25 AM] Sir Dane asks everyone to spoon him
[12:57:30 AM] Sir Nard says: but catch a godfish in a spoon, and you control the universe! mwahahaha
[12:57:36 AM] Sir Napu says: first a bit of neck snapping!
[12:57:48 AM] Sir Napu says: THEN we spoon!
[12:57:49 AM] Sir Dane says: and neck spooning? naah, let's just do the snapping
[12:57:59 AM] Sir Nard says: mmmmm, godfish neck-snapping... when do we start?
[12:58:10 AM] Sir Napu says: spook nening
[12:58:11 AM] Sir Dane says: and he who controlled the spoon - controlled the spoon!!!
[12:58:26 AM] Sir Napu says: how true
[12:58:30 AM] Sir Napu says: so very true
[12:58:31 AM] Sir Nard says: the spoon doth control itself for yea, it ith the thpoon
[12:58:32 AM] Sir Dane says: I mean, controlled the spooniverse
[12:58:34 AM] Sir Napu says: let's kill him
[12:58:36 AM] Sir Napu says: with a spoon
[12:58:45 AM] Sir Dane says: he who controlled the spoon - controlled the spooniverse...with a spoon :D
[12:59:02 AM] Sir Nard says: spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon
[12:59:07 AM] Sir Napu says: unless his scheme is thwarted by double oh spoon!
[12:59:08 AM] Sir Nard says spoon
[12:59:32 AM] Sir Napu says: Sir Napu says spoon with sign-language
[12:59:34 AM] Sir Napu says: doh!
[12:59:36 AM] Sir Nard says: lol
[12:59:41 AM] Sir Napu says spoon with sign-language
[12:59:46 AM] Sir Napu says: phew!
[12:59:47 AM] Sir Nard says: (ninja)(spoon)
[12:59:50 AM] Sir Napu says: close one
[12:59:55 AM] Sir Napu says: *GAGS*
[12:59:58 AM] Sir Napu says: no (spoon)
[01:00:07 AM] Sir Napu says: a pox on skype! A POX I SAY!!!!
[01:00:15 AM] Sir Nard says: well you know (spoon) that was a close spoon (spoon)
[01:00:18 AM] Sir Napu says: (note the four exclamation marks)
[01:00:43 AM] Sir Nard says: noted
[01:00:45 AM] Sir Napu says: is Sir Dane still with us? (spoon)
[01:00:47 AM] Sir Nard notes note
[01:00:58 AM] Sir Napu notes Sir Nard noting the note.
[01:01:04 AM] Sir Nard says: dunno... oh sperdyn?
[01:01:15 AM] Sir Napu says: lol, spermdyn
[01:01:19 AM] Sir Napu says: the m is silent
[01:01:22 AM] Sir Napu says: sperdyn
[01:01:28 AM] Sir Nard says: yes... he's spooning somewhere
[01:01:41 AM] Sir Napu says: I bet he's shoving teddy-bears up his arse
[01:01:43 AM] Sir Nard says Sir Dane has run off with the spoon
[01:01:44 AM] Sir Napu says: or kittens...
[01:01:48 AM] Sir Napu says: long story
[01:02:08 AM] Sir Nard says: should we feel abandoned?
[01:02:09 AM] Sir Napu sees the cow jump over the moon
[01:02:20 AM] Sir Dane says: me spoony :/
[01:02:23 AM] Sir Napu says: nah, we'll just assume he's had a carpure
[01:02:31 AM] Sir Napu says: ah, there he spoon
[01:02:36 AM] Sir Nard sees cow's trajectory fail due to unforeseen cowpat
[01:02:58 AM] Sir Napu says: so the cow jumps INTO the moon
[01:03:01 AM] Sir Napu says: ouch
[01:03:14 AM] Sir Nard says: look mummie, i can see the cow in the moon
[01:03:15 AM] Sir Napu says: although, even jumping over the moon would have envolved a rather messy landing...
[01:03:22 AM] Sir Nard says: don't talk about your grandmother that way
[01:03:41 AM] Sir Napu says: ....mmmmmmmMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!
*SPLAT!*
[01:03:46 AM] Sir Nard says: lol
[01:03:56 AM] Sir Nard lols lollingly (covers mouth with spoon)
[01:04:11 AM] Sir Napu grins like a drawer full of spoons
[01:04:18 AM] Sir Nard says: ah... memories
[01:04:26 AM] Sir Napu says: memories or mamories?
[01:04:31 AM] Sir Nard has fond memories of the spoondrawer
[01:04:42 AM] Sir Nard says: no mammaries in my drawers
[01:04:50 AM] Sir Napu fondles mammaries of the spoondrawer...
[01:05:06 AM] Sir Napu says: WTF?!
[01:05:14 AM] Sir Nard says: hmm?
[01:05:23 AM] Sir Nard hmms for want of a better sound
[01:05:28 AM] Sir Dane says: bibi. me sleepies now...
[01:05:35 AM] Sir Nard says: ok spoonster....
[01:05:37 AM] Sir Dane shoves a teddybear up his ass...with a spoon
[01:05:40 AM] Sir Napu says: like, 'wtf' re spoondrawer mammaries
[01:05:57 AM] Sir Napu says: he's such a little trooper
[01:05:59 AM] Sir Dane says: spoon everyone!!! may the spoon spoon you!!! ^_^
[01:06:04 AM] Sir Dane says: blessed be his spooniverse
[01:06:06 AM] Sir Napu says: spoon off then!
[01:06:12 AM] Sir Dane spoons off
[01:06:17 AM] Sir Nard thinks Sir Dane has a peculiar spoonerism
[01:06:19 AM] Sir Napu says: tuck yourself in with a spoon
[01:06:25 AM] Sir Nard says: see ya Sir Dane
[01:06:37 AM] Sir Dane says: bibi. keep well :)
[01:06:51 AM] Sir Nard says: tooraloo
[01:06:59 AM] Sir Dane left this chat
[01:07:14 AM] Sir Napu says: lol, that's probably another one for nardandnapu ;)
[01:07:23 AM] Sir Nard says: yes, i think so
[01:07:41 AM] Sir Napu says: spoon as I change the names
[01:07:45 AM] Sir Nard says: ok
Tuesday, 15 May 2007
Wednesday, 31 January 2007
Welcome to the Spooniverse
(12:27:07 AM) Nielo: I just experienced something wicked cool
(12:27:26 AM) PeterPan: and that was?
(12:27:30 AM) Nielo: it might have just been the playstation acting up, I dunnoooo...
(12:27:44 AM) Nielo: me and serdle were playing mortal kombat
(12:27:50 AM) Nielo: kabal against kira
(12:29:26 AM) Nielo: and we were both kicking some serious arse! I mean, with mortal kombat you're reading your opponent whilst you're playing. Then the second to last round things suddenly seemed to slow down at times. Ok, have I mentioned we smoked 3 joints between us? (kingsize) ;) *kidding*
(12:29:40 AM) Nielo: Anyway, then, in the last round it happened again.
(12:29:54 AM) PeterPan: whatever IT was
(12:30:40 AM) Nielo: and we were like, wow dude, check this out, while we were still playing really hard against each other. Towards the end of the game it was as if time had slowed down and this was no special effect.
(12:31:29 AM) Nielo: Then afterwards we were like, toadally spooned! But we couldn't get it to happen again, although in some games it still felt a bit to me like time slowed down at times.
(12:32:15 AM) Nielo: was kinda awesome, even if it WAS perhaps just a playstation glitch hallucination
(12:32:47 AM) PeterPan: hmm, yes, I've heard about the rare but disorientating PGH syndrome
(12:33:08 AM) PeterPan: so rare in fact, this is the first instance of having heard of it
(12:33:46 AM) Nielo: lol
(12:33:47 AM) PeterPan: though i'm not sure where the toads and spoons fit in
(12:33:54 AM) Nielo: phew, but at least you HAVE heard of it before!
(12:35:37 AM) Nielo: Ok, I'm going to do something right now - I'm going to go set up a blog that I'm gonna paste funno stuff like that and our conversations into! we shoulda done it long aspoon!
(12:36:28 AM) PeterPan: you'll be up all night if you're going to try and fish through all our conversations over the past spoon years to find all the funny ones
(12:36:48 AM) PeterPan: although there do seem to be loose categories
(12:36:52 AM) Nielo: It WILL be entrhalling reading tho
(12:37:28 AM) PeterPan: spoons, sporks, vadges and antivadgeristic devices, jesus and all that, and stuff
(12:37:29 AM) Nielo: with much gagging with spoons (and occasionally pianos) and spuch moonerisms!
(12:37:53 AM) PeterPan: not to mention the holy shit
(12:37:57 AM) PeterPan: which i didn't
(12:39:17 AM) PeterPan: i do recall we started chatting when i was still in australia... i'm not sure how long before i came over here (but i arrived here march 2005)
(12:39:52 AM) Nielo: I wonder if I'd be able to find the first gaydar messages? ;)
(12:40:07 AM) PeterPan: they weren't particularly funny though
(12:40:24 AM) Nielo: no, but they were importants
(12:40:30 AM) PeterPan: at least if you're referring to my diatribe to your anonymous profile
(12:40:35 AM) Nielo: although, there was naught a'mention of spoons!
(12:40:48 AM) PeterPan: no, no there wasn't
(12:41:11 AM) Nielo: but I bet secretly we were both already of the Spoon...
(12:41:45 AM) PeterPan: ind'spoonably
(12:46:44 AM) Nielo: Houstan, can you hear me? Houstan!
(12:47:23 AM) Nielo: Houstan?
(12:47:32 AM) Nielo: HOUSTAAAAAAAHHHHNNNN!!!!!
(12:47:44 AM) PeterPan: yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
(12:48:41 AM) Nielo: phew!
(12:48:56 AM) PeterPan: sorry, i was doing a ritual gagging
(12:49:05 AM) Nielo: thank google!
(12:49:06 AM) Nielo: I just thought I lost my internet - cos just as I was about to post the first entry to the blog it died on me!
(12:49:47 AM) Nielo: And I'm quite certain, that it was, in fact, your ritual gagging that saved us, nay, the spooniverse!
(12:49:53 AM) PeterPan: hmmm, sounds like the League of Antispoon are trying to sporkatage your efforts
(12:50:39 AM) Nielo: those sporkatouir bastards!
(12:51:13 AM) Nielo: When will the spoon return daddy?
(12:51:25 AM) Nielo: Spoon, my son. Spoon.
(12:52:06 AM) PeterPan: :-)
(12:54:53 AM) Nielo: what happens when you try to go to blogspot.com?
(12:56:03 AM) PeterPan: oh, hangon, i'll try
(12:56:36 AM) PeterPan: Not Found
The requested URL was not found on this server. Please visit the Blogger homepage or the Blogger Knowledge Base for further assistance.
(12:56:54 AM) Nielo: diddly!
(12:57:30 AM) Nielo: oh well, I'll go back and put the first post on nardandnapu.blogspot.com soon as it's back up
(12:57:52 AM) PeterPan: what does that mean, that blogspot in not on the server?
(12:58:01 AM) Nielo: something somewhere broke
(12:58:10 AM) Nielo: maybe - hmm, lets go check google?
(12:58:31 AM) Nielo: or better yet - let's go check www.google.com/trends!
(12:58:53 AM) Nielo: btw, did I send you http://explosm.net/comics/785/
(12:59:14 AM) PeterPan: yes :-)
(01:00:14 AM) Nielo: Damn, google trends is not up to date enough to search on recently search requests
(01:00:35 AM) PeterPan: well, try spoogle then
(01:00:46 AM) Nielo: hehehehehe
(01:00:52 AM) Nielo: or rather
(01:00:55 AM) Nielo: tee hee!
(01:01:04 AM) Nielo: excuse me! where were my manners?!
(01:01:18 AM) PeterPan: in the spoondrawer
(01:01:29 AM) Nielo: spoondrawers excite me.
(01:02:13 AM) PeterPan: but of course...
(01:05:31 AM) Nielo: I kissed my first boy in a spoon drawer...
(01:06:13 AM) PeterPan: lol
(01:06:42 AM) Nielo: my left I grows weary, I must retire soon
(01:06:43 AM) PeterPan: yes, i have fond memories of when i was kept in the spoon drawer
(01:06:54 AM) Nielo: We are the lucky few.
(01:07:22 AM) Nielo: oh, that was 'my left eye' .... doh?
(01:07:41 AM) PeterPan: yes, but i grokked what you were spooning
(01:07:48 AM) Nielo: I have tried easing it with a spoon, but it doesn't seem to help at all
(01:08:12 AM) PeterPan: i spoon with my little i
(01:08:21 AM) PeterPan: something beginning with....... s!
(01:08:50 AM) Nielo: supercalifragilisticexpialidotious?
(01:08:51 AM) PeterPan: is the correct answer!!
(01:09:00 AM) PeterPan: oh, hang on
(01:09:03 AM) Nielo: lol
(01:09:26 AM) Nielo: supercallousedfragilemystichexedwithhalitotious?
(01:09:38 AM) PeterPan: i'll accept that
(01:10:10 AM) Nielo: see, I KNEW you would be as sneaky as a spoon!
(01:10:46 AM) PeterPan: snooky
(01:10:50 AM) PeterPan: or spooky
(01:11:13 AM) Nielo: as speaky as a snoon.
(01:11:36 AM) PeterPan: and we know how speaky snoons are
(01:12:08 AM) Nielo: well, yeah, but still not as speaky as safternoons.
(01:12:35 AM) Nielo: or even late safternoons
(01:12:50 AM) Nielo: by google, you can't get them to shut up!
(01:12:56 AM) Nielo: or is that shup ut?
(01:13:07 AM) PeterPan: shot nor
(01:13:17 AM) Nielo: excuse the sporkinism
(01:13:44 AM) Nielo: or was that a sporkernism?
(01:13:53 AM) Nielo: I always confuse the two...
(01:14:10 AM) PeterPan: sporkanturism?
(01:14:30 AM) Nielo: ah, someone at blogger just rebooted I guess
(01:15:03 AM) PeterPan: aha
(01:15:31 AM) Nielo: gonna see if I can post the extended first post then
(01:15:44 AM) PeterPan: okidoki
(12:27:26 AM) PeterPan: and that was?
(12:27:30 AM) Nielo: it might have just been the playstation acting up, I dunnoooo...
(12:27:44 AM) Nielo: me and serdle were playing mortal kombat
(12:27:50 AM) Nielo: kabal against kira
(12:29:26 AM) Nielo: and we were both kicking some serious arse! I mean, with mortal kombat you're reading your opponent whilst you're playing. Then the second to last round things suddenly seemed to slow down at times. Ok, have I mentioned we smoked 3 joints between us? (kingsize) ;) *kidding*
(12:29:40 AM) Nielo: Anyway, then, in the last round it happened again.
(12:29:54 AM) PeterPan: whatever IT was
(12:30:40 AM) Nielo: and we were like, wow dude, check this out, while we were still playing really hard against each other. Towards the end of the game it was as if time had slowed down and this was no special effect.
(12:31:29 AM) Nielo: Then afterwards we were like, toadally spooned! But we couldn't get it to happen again, although in some games it still felt a bit to me like time slowed down at times.
(12:32:15 AM) Nielo: was kinda awesome, even if it WAS perhaps just a playstation glitch hallucination
(12:32:47 AM) PeterPan: hmm, yes, I've heard about the rare but disorientating PGH syndrome
(12:33:08 AM) PeterPan: so rare in fact, this is the first instance of having heard of it
(12:33:46 AM) Nielo: lol
(12:33:47 AM) PeterPan: though i'm not sure where the toads and spoons fit in
(12:33:54 AM) Nielo: phew, but at least you HAVE heard of it before!
(12:35:37 AM) Nielo: Ok, I'm going to do something right now - I'm going to go set up a blog that I'm gonna paste funno stuff like that and our conversations into! we shoulda done it long aspoon!
(12:36:28 AM) PeterPan: you'll be up all night if you're going to try and fish through all our conversations over the past spoon years to find all the funny ones
(12:36:48 AM) PeterPan: although there do seem to be loose categories
(12:36:52 AM) Nielo: It WILL be entrhalling reading tho
(12:37:28 AM) PeterPan: spoons, sporks, vadges and antivadgeristic devices, jesus and all that, and stuff
(12:37:29 AM) Nielo: with much gagging with spoons (and occasionally pianos) and spuch moonerisms!
(12:37:53 AM) PeterPan: not to mention the holy shit
(12:37:57 AM) PeterPan: which i didn't
(12:39:17 AM) PeterPan: i do recall we started chatting when i was still in australia... i'm not sure how long before i came over here (but i arrived here march 2005)
(12:39:52 AM) Nielo: I wonder if I'd be able to find the first gaydar messages? ;)
(12:40:07 AM) PeterPan: they weren't particularly funny though
(12:40:24 AM) Nielo: no, but they were importants
(12:40:30 AM) PeterPan: at least if you're referring to my diatribe to your anonymous profile
(12:40:35 AM) Nielo: although, there was naught a'mention of spoons!
(12:40:48 AM) PeterPan: no, no there wasn't
(12:41:11 AM) Nielo: but I bet secretly we were both already of the Spoon...
(12:41:45 AM) PeterPan: ind'spoonably
(12:46:44 AM) Nielo: Houstan, can you hear me? Houstan!
(12:47:23 AM) Nielo: Houstan?
(12:47:32 AM) Nielo: HOUSTAAAAAAAHHHHNNNN!!!!!
(12:47:44 AM) PeterPan: yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
(12:48:41 AM) Nielo: phew!
(12:48:56 AM) PeterPan: sorry, i was doing a ritual gagging
(12:49:05 AM) Nielo: thank google!
(12:49:06 AM) Nielo: I just thought I lost my internet - cos just as I was about to post the first entry to the blog it died on me!
(12:49:47 AM) Nielo: And I'm quite certain, that it was, in fact, your ritual gagging that saved us, nay, the spooniverse!
(12:49:53 AM) PeterPan: hmmm, sounds like the League of Antispoon are trying to sporkatage your efforts
(12:50:39 AM) Nielo: those sporkatouir bastards!
(12:51:13 AM) Nielo: When will the spoon return daddy?
(12:51:25 AM) Nielo: Spoon, my son. Spoon.
(12:52:06 AM) PeterPan: :-)
(12:54:53 AM) Nielo: what happens when you try to go to blogspot.com?
(12:56:03 AM) PeterPan: oh, hangon, i'll try
(12:56:36 AM) PeterPan: Not Found
The requested URL was not found on this server. Please visit the Blogger homepage or the Blogger Knowledge Base for further assistance.
(12:56:54 AM) Nielo: diddly!
(12:57:30 AM) Nielo: oh well, I'll go back and put the first post on nardandnapu.blogspot.com soon as it's back up
(12:57:52 AM) PeterPan: what does that mean, that blogspot in not on the server?
(12:58:01 AM) Nielo: something somewhere broke
(12:58:10 AM) Nielo: maybe - hmm, lets go check google?
(12:58:31 AM) Nielo: or better yet - let's go check www.google.com/trends!
(12:58:53 AM) Nielo: btw, did I send you http://explosm.net/comics/785/
(12:59:14 AM) PeterPan: yes :-)
(01:00:14 AM) Nielo: Damn, google trends is not up to date enough to search on recently search requests
(01:00:35 AM) PeterPan: well, try spoogle then
(01:00:46 AM) Nielo: hehehehehe
(01:00:52 AM) Nielo: or rather
(01:00:55 AM) Nielo: tee hee!
(01:01:04 AM) Nielo: excuse me! where were my manners?!
(01:01:18 AM) PeterPan: in the spoondrawer
(01:01:29 AM) Nielo: spoondrawers excite me.
(01:02:13 AM) PeterPan: but of course...
(01:05:31 AM) Nielo: I kissed my first boy in a spoon drawer...
(01:06:13 AM) PeterPan: lol
(01:06:42 AM) Nielo: my left I grows weary, I must retire soon
(01:06:43 AM) PeterPan: yes, i have fond memories of when i was kept in the spoon drawer
(01:06:54 AM) Nielo: We are the lucky few.
(01:07:22 AM) Nielo: oh, that was 'my left eye' .... doh?
(01:07:41 AM) PeterPan: yes, but i grokked what you were spooning
(01:07:48 AM) Nielo: I have tried easing it with a spoon, but it doesn't seem to help at all
(01:08:12 AM) PeterPan: i spoon with my little i
(01:08:21 AM) PeterPan: something beginning with....... s!
(01:08:50 AM) Nielo: supercalifragilisticexpialidotious?
(01:08:51 AM) PeterPan: is the correct answer!!
(01:09:00 AM) PeterPan: oh, hang on
(01:09:03 AM) Nielo: lol
(01:09:26 AM) Nielo: supercallousedfragilemystichexedwithhalitotious?
(01:09:38 AM) PeterPan: i'll accept that
(01:10:10 AM) Nielo: see, I KNEW you would be as sneaky as a spoon!
(01:10:46 AM) PeterPan: snooky
(01:10:50 AM) PeterPan: or spooky
(01:11:13 AM) Nielo: as speaky as a snoon.
(01:11:36 AM) PeterPan: and we know how speaky snoons are
(01:12:08 AM) Nielo: well, yeah, but still not as speaky as safternoons.
(01:12:35 AM) Nielo: or even late safternoons
(01:12:50 AM) Nielo: by google, you can't get them to shut up!
(01:12:56 AM) Nielo: or is that shup ut?
(01:13:07 AM) PeterPan: shot nor
(01:13:17 AM) Nielo: excuse the sporkinism
(01:13:44 AM) Nielo: or was that a sporkernism?
(01:13:53 AM) Nielo: I always confuse the two...
(01:14:10 AM) PeterPan: sporkanturism?
(01:14:30 AM) Nielo: ah, someone at blogger just rebooted I guess
(01:15:03 AM) PeterPan: aha
(01:15:31 AM) Nielo: gonna see if I can post the extended first post then
(01:15:44 AM) PeterPan: okidoki
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